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Blancher is a lanky
38 year old New Orleans native, the type of man wholl
shake your hand as quickly as he smiles. He grew up around
Mid City Lanes, but never dreamed hed one day own
the place. In fact, as he readily admits, he never really
went bowling.
The story of Rock N
Bowl, in fact, has an unusual genesis. As Blancher explains
it , it started with a lucky pilgrimage to Medjugorje, in
what was then Yugoslavia, in the fall of 1988. "New
Orleans was buzzing about these apparitions of the Virgin
Mary that people had seen," says Blancher. "I
wanted to see it for myself." He witnessed nothing
unusual. But before going back, he placed a petition on
a mountainside altar for a secret dream hed been harboring.
"Help me find something that would get my whole family
involved.," he wrote, and went home. "Later that
year," remembers Blancher, "someone asked me if
I wanted to buy a bowling alley.
It was Mid City Lanes that was on
the block. Opened in 1941, it is New Orleans oldest
center. Originally located across the street from Pelican
Stadium, Mid City enjoyed glory days in a busy sports neighborhood.
But pro baseball moved out of New Orleans, and the city
razed Pelican Stadium in 1958. Larger, more modern bowling
centers opened in surrounding suburbs, and this seemed to
seal the fate for the small old- fashioned Mid City Lanes.
By 1988, the local chapter of the Knights of Columbus found
itself saddled with a failing bowling center and looking
for a buyer. "I stopped by to see it," recalls
Blancher, "My first impression was that it was a beautiful
place. It was painted kind of piecemeal with whatever colors
were handy, but besides that, it was just like something
out of 1958. "But, " he continues, "no operator
in the city would touch it."
By that time, Blancher- a self professed
jack- of- all- trades-- had already tried his hand at teaching,
catering, selling insurance, and even modeling. He thought
Mid City Lanes had a rustic charm that would make it ideal
for catering parties. Securing a personal loan, he made
an offer. For $25,000, Blancher found himself the owner
of the bowling center, the fixtures, and equipment. "I
heard through the grapevine that every bowling operator
thought I was a complete fool for taking it over,"
he smiles. The skeptics had their reasons. The year before
Blancher bought it, Mid City Lanes posted a $50,000 loss.
On Halloween Day, 1988, the center
did a gross sale of only $29, including bowling and bar.
The following morning, Blancher took it over. Deborah Blancher
says that she thought her husband was a little "nuts".
Indeed, Blancher almost proved his critics right. Two months
after he bought Mid City Lanes, he was talking with his
lawyer about bankruptcy proceedings. His bank turned him
down for another loan. Still, he kept the lanes open, hiring
local artist Tony Green to paint an optimistic mural depicting
the former Pelican Stadium. And rather than add amenities
such as underground ball returns or automatic scoring, he
changed the impact pinsetter to a magic eye. I wanted the
place to look just like 1958," he reasons.
At first, a few folks trickled in.
Actors from a nearby theater would stop by after rehearsals,
and a transient piano player named Billy Burke played for
tips. Then one year after buying Mid City Lanes, Blancher
thought hed try booking a band on a weekend. Nobody
knew it then, but it was the birth of Rock N
Bowl. Louisiana rockabilly singer Joe Clay appeared in one
of those early bands. It was his first gig in a bowling
center. "To be honest, I didnt think it would
work," he acknowledges. "But after the first hour,
people started jumping around on the dance floor- even where
they were bowling. "Now," says Clay, "everybody
wants to play here. This place is unique, man."
Blancher competes with other music
clubs by offering low cover charges. He seldom goes above
$5 for admission. His real drawing card however, has been
a flair for offbeat promotions and an obvious love for bad,
bowling related puns. There are, er, leagues of examples.
Mid City Lanes offers free corned beef on St. Patrick's
Day and calls it "Shamrock and Bowl." Thanksgiving
means "Pluck and Bowl" for a turkey that cries
"gob-bowl, gob-bowl." A benefit for families of
troops stationed in the Persian Gulf was called, of course,
"Iraq and Bowl." Once Blancher celebrated Elvis
birthday by having a local impersonator emerge from behind
the pins in a cloud of smoke. It was so popular that now
he does it twice a year, on Elvis birthday and "deathday."
This year, the local newspaper balked
at one of Blanchers promotions. It was a Good Friday
show by a local gospel group, and the editors wondered about
the appropriateness of a bowling alley church choir. Blancher
explained all about Medjugorje. The ad ran. "People
tell me they look forward to my ads each week," he
shrugs. "I figure if they dont get a laugh, at
least they get a groan." And, as the former salesman
quickly points out, Mid City Lanes gets attention.
Along with regular crowds numbering
several hundred (much more during Mardi Gras and other holidays),
this one of a kind bowling center attracts filmmakers and
has been featured in music videos, and Miller Beer commercial.
Blancher recently acquired exclusive rights to the name
Rock N Bowl" and is considering franchising.
Rock N Bowl still means long hours, but after
four years, Blancher can claim a $36,000 salary while the
lanes turn a $25,000 annual profit.
But even more important, he says,
his family can work for the center. doing everything from
cleaning the pits to typing the monthly "Rock and Bowlletin."
It is, he believes, an answer to his prayer. The catering
experience has paid off, too. Mid City Lanes features a
late night kitchen that serves such delicacies as fried
alligator sausage. Theres a tradition in New Orleans
of lagniappe , which means "a little something extra."
Team bowling at Mid City Lanes includes
a gay league, a yuppie league, and a mentally handicapped
league, but Blancher discourages some serious bowlers from
coming to a place that might not be- well, serious enough.
"This will never be a big- league alley," he admits
cheerfully. "But the recreational bowler loves it here.
People who have never bowled before come for the music.
"Do I have to bowl?" they ask. Ten minutes later
theyre putting on shoes and the next thing you see
is theyre bowling, and jumping up and down and screaming
about it." According to Blancher, the easy-going atmosphere
at Mid City appeals to the first- timers. "The lights
are down and the musics playing, so who really cares
what your score is?" he reasons. Its Blancher's
willingness to experiment with new ideas that has breathed
new life into a historic New Orleans bowling center. "
If I hadnt bought it, I believe these lanes would
not be open today," he says. Judging by the response,
New Orleans is glad theyre open, too. For Rock N
Bowlers, these are the good old days.
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